gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.